Diesel Fried Chicken
Yum! You gotta love that DFC. But it can give you a little gas.
I feel sorry for the guy in the Smart Car that stopped to get a closer look at that little warning sign.
They should try to find a shop that can fix that.
Danger ahead. Fasten seatbelts and remove dentures.
Those Disneyland ride caution signs are starting to go too far…
Please do not throw odds and ends into the pond.
That’s why I came in here to throw them down the sink.
Let are kids walk!
If you are going to argue that your kids should be allowed to walk across the stage for high school graduation even though they didn’t pass their exams, it might help your cause if you had the correct spelling of all four words in your protest sign.
Oh, I get it. They just had the sign upside down. Turn your computer monitor upside down, and then the sign really makes sense. Careful… Hey is that a big spider on your monitor?
Caution! No warning signs.
Um, that’s cuz they spent all their money on signs explaining that there aren’t any.
Now hiring all shits.
I guess an employee quit and got the F out of there.